A Committee of Correspondence

A Committee of Correspondence

Folklore for the Cognitively Impaired i.e. Liberals

Liberals, including especially the usurper, are NOT Robin Hood. They are, at best, the Sheriff of Nottingham and Prince John.

As usual, liberals take the sound bite and think they have the whole story. Even worse, they think that’s how everyone does research. They are, of course, mistaken.

Robin Hood stole from the rich and gave to the poor. That’s the sound bite.

The problem is that the “rich” from whom Robin Hood and his merry men were “stealing” was the GOVERNMENT as represented by the Sheriff of Nottingham. And the sheriff was actually the unrelenting henchman of the wanna-be-king, Prince John. And they both had grown rich through taxation of the citizenry of England. Actually Robin and his men were simply returning the money to its rightful owners.

As the legend goes, Prince John staged a rebellion in an attempt to usurp his brother’s kingdom while Richard I was off fighting in the Third Crusade.

In order to finance his usurpation of the kingdom of England, Prince John had to have money. And, of course, the only place he thought to look was in the pockets of the peasantry and the nobility. Searching tattered pockets and dirty straw mattresses was beneath John. Besides, he had other things to do like print up ersatz money and work on a plan for ruling the entire world. So he kicked the Sheriff of Nottingham into action.

The Sheriff needed help. Oddly, neither the peasantry nor the nobility were interested in turning over every farthing to their illegitimate government. So the Sheriff hired a horde of tax collectors. To each tax collector he issued a black hood and a beheading axe. A few of these tax collectors were given a sword instead of an axe because you couldn’t behead royalty with just a common axe, you had to use a sword.

Since the liberals, with their usual it’s-all-about-me mentality, want to insert themselves into the Legend of Robin Hood (and into what the usurper referred to as “Romney Hood”) and since their cognitive abilities can only be described as pathetic, we have decided to give them a hand.

So, let’s see. The liberal cast would be, from the bottom up:

The IRS as the tax collectors. No stretch there. The Supreme Court has even declared that Obamacare is a TAX and the IRS is hiring 16,000 new tax collectors. And with the expiration of what has come to be known as the Bush Tax Cuts. Americans will soon be hit with the most enormous tax increase in history. In terms of props and wardrobe, apparently the IRS is also buying gloves and guns and bullets. Well, we can see how guns and bullets would be needed to replace the axes and swords but the gloves as replacement for the black hoods has us a little nonplussed. Really, they could have just stuck with the black hoods for the Obamacare death panels. So, why gloves? Hmmm . . it does make us wonder what techniques they think they will need in order to collect all those new taxes. Well, moving on.

The usurper as the Sheriff of Nottingham That was a bold choice on our part, we know. But even though Obama is a usurper and might rightfully be considered as the liberal cast member for the role of Prince John, there is no denying that Obama is NOT a mastermind. Destructive, yes. Intentional, yes. Unrelenting, yes. Unapologetic (unless you are a terrorist from another country), yes. Mastermind, no. He is just another puppet in a long line of puppets. Since they couldn’t get Hillary elected in 2008 (Americans still remembered former criminal-in-chief Bill Clinton far too well) the masterminds were so desperate to continue their agenda that they put an ineligible usurper into the office of President of the United States of America and, ably abetted by the liberal/leftist/commie/globalist lame brain media and liberal plants at every turn of our system including judges and other elected officials and bureaucrats, they have managed to keep him there.

The Liberal Establishment as Prince John That would include the Federal Reserve, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Trilateral Commission and the Brookings Institute. (Did you know that HALF of every Presidential Cabinet, whether the President is Republican [Just so you know Republicans and RINOs are NOT CONSERVATIVES] or Democrat, is a member of the Brookings Institute? Susan Rice, the obedient liar Obama sent out to convince Americans that he and Hillary weren’t lying about the assassination of Chris Stevens, is also from the Brookings Institute.) The Liberal/Leftist/Socialist/Commie/Globalist Brookings Institute actually encourages us to “embrace” the insanity the usurper and his rogue regime have “built” for us in their unceasing efforts to get us to “belong” to the government. (On the upside, just giving consideration to the Brookings’ “solution” has brought to our minds a suggestion about what the tax collectors, the usurper and his regime, and the nasty liberal/leftist/commie/socialist/globalist establishment can do with all those guns, bullets and gloves that they bought, not to mention the rules and regulations that they “built.”)

So far, so good. But we are still missing the most important characters in our cast of characters. That’s because they are NOT LIBERALS. In the legend, Robin Hood and his band of Merry Men were the “Resistance.” They were holding off the evil tax collectors, the evil Sheriff of Nottingham and the EVIL Prince John — the coalition forces of the illegitimate government — and protecting the people of England until their rightful King could return.

So in OUR LEGEND OF ROBIN HOOD we have cast Christian Conservatives as Robin Hood and his Merry Men. We are the RESISTANCE.

Historically, Richard died and Prince John DID became King of England — a job at which he was so bad that he all but destroyed the Kingdom of England before it could become the mighty British Empire. But its destruction was postponed by a baronial revolt which was only resolved when John was forced to sign the Magna Carta — a document limiting the powers of would-be tyrants and despots — a forerunner to the constitution of the United Kingdom and the Constitution of the United States of America.

Our Founding Fathers had the foresight to establish our great nation with a Constitution built upon Biblical principles. It is still in effect. And the Bible NEVER goes out of effect. So we have a leg up in our resistance to the liberal forces of evil. And we are using it because we are here until our Righteous King returns for us. And that won’t be soon enough for the Liberals. So take your stance, nock your arrows, draw your bows, and let those arrows fly. In a word, RESIST!

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